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Old Aug 25, 2006, 04:56 AM // 04:56   #3341
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chuck norris

why is chuck norris in control of berries?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58   #3342
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he's not really, he just thinks he is.

how many facial expressions does chuck norris have?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 05:18 AM // 05:18   #3343
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3, althought it can be arugued under the right lighting...4

why do camera phones make pets and people look ugly?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43   #3344
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they don't, you're just taking pictures of ugly pets and people.

do these pants make my ass look big?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 06:27 AM // 06:27   #3345
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yes, because they are way to small

why am i sittting in a puddle of mud?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 06:31 AM // 06:31   #3346
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Because you don't want the feeling of wetting yourself... >_>

Why is the sky always changing colors? ):
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 07:38 AM // 07:38   #3347
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Because the sun does

Where's the wammo?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 07:51 AM // 07:51   #3348
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The wammo hasn't shown his face yet. But I'm sure there are other wammos around somewhere.

Maybe he doesn't like you anymore?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 08:01 AM // 08:01   #3349
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yeah? well maybe it was your fault!!

maybe he doesn't like you anymore?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 08:11 AM // 08:11   #3350
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hey, he had a thing for you, not me!

will you ever see your sweetheart again?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 08:18 AM // 08:18   #3351
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I hope so, we're engaged... oh...you mean that one...

and for the record you're the one who called him a wammo first!

Why did you call him a wammo?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 08:21 AM // 08:21   #3352
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wait, what? who, me? LIES! burn her!!!!
only wammos have "lord" in their names.
at least that's what we've been taught.

is the title "lord" reserved only for wammos?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 08:23 AM // 08:23   #3353
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of course it is, I wasn't criticising you for calling him a wammo, as he clearly is - his guild name kind of gives it away as well....something about "knights"

Should Warriors be given Mending before they choose Monk as secondary?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 08:32 AM // 08:32   #3354
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oh stop being mean to the wammos. you know that if mending was a warrior skill, they wouldn't know where to find it.

how much do they charge for entry to wammo school these days?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 08:45 AM // 08:45   #3355
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I don't know...


...how much do you charge?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 08:47 AM // 08:47   #3356
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LOL

wanna join my school for kangaroo hunting?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 09:01 AM // 09:01   #3357
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hell yea!

Do Kangaroos go "Bouncy Bouncy" or "Boing Boing"
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 09:05 AM // 09:05   #3358
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depends on the size, of course.

how long does a dog have to chase its tail before it can actually get it?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 09:22 AM // 09:22   #3359
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until the G-force of it running around in a circle has stretched it's neck long enough to reach it

Why did I go to bed at 1:30 AM when I had to get up for work today?
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Old Aug 25, 2006, 09:25 AM // 09:25   #3360
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cause you had late night duties to attend to which took longer than expected.

does your partner play GW as well?
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